A bloke is driving from Sydney to Melbourne and , noticing that he's getting low on fuel, decides to pull off the freeway and find a service station.
The engine is coughing and spluttering when, thank God, he finds an old-fashion service station, just near Gundagai. And an old bloke comes out, tugging at his braces.
The engine is coughing and spluttering when, thank God, he finds an old-fashion service station, just near Gundagai. And an old bloke comes out, tugging at his braces.
"Want some petrol?"
"Yeah. Fill 'er up"
While he's filling the tank, the old bloke looks admiringly at the car.
"What kind of car is this?"
"Well." said the driver, feeling very proud, "this is the latest Toyota Lexus."
"What's it got?"
"Well." says the driver, "it's got everything. Power steering, power seats, power sunroof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with 10 CD player in the glove compartment with 100 watts per channel. Eight speaker stereo. Rack and pinion steering. Leather interior. Digital instruments. And marvellous eight cylinder engine."
"Gee." says the attendant.
"How much for the petrol?"
"That'll be $30.20."
The driver pulls out his wallet and removes a $20 and a $10 bill. Then he searches his pocket and pulls out a handful of change - and mixed up with the change are some golf tees.
"What are them little wooden things?" asks the old bloke.
"That's where I put my balls on when I drive."
"Gee." says the old bloke. "Them Toyota people think of everything!"
"Yeah. Fill 'er up"
While he's filling the tank, the old bloke looks admiringly at the car.
"What kind of car is this?"
"Well." said the driver, feeling very proud, "this is the latest Toyota Lexus."
"What's it got?"
"Well." says the driver, "it's got everything. Power steering, power seats, power sunroof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with 10 CD player in the glove compartment with 100 watts per channel. Eight speaker stereo. Rack and pinion steering. Leather interior. Digital instruments. And marvellous eight cylinder engine."
"Gee." says the attendant.
"How much for the petrol?"
"That'll be $30.20."
The driver pulls out his wallet and removes a $20 and a $10 bill. Then he searches his pocket and pulls out a handful of change - and mixed up with the change are some golf tees.
"What are them little wooden things?" asks the old bloke.
"That's where I put my balls on when I drive."
"Gee." says the old bloke. "Them Toyota people think of everything!"
(contributed by RM)
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